After a two-year break, Black Mirror returned with six new episodes to remind us, yet again, that technology is just about the scariest thing on earth. To see how the old and the new stack up, we’ve updated our Black Mirror episode rankings to include Season 7. Without further ado …
34. “Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too”
Season 5, Episode 3
The one with … the Miley Cyrus doll
Whereas the best Black Mirror episodes zoom all the way in on one issue or one manifestation of technology, “Rachel, Jack and Ashley Too” tries to tackle way too much at once. Miley Cyrus is wonderful in a semi-autobiographical role, but this episode is the most disjointed one in the show’s run. It has erratic pacing, an inconsistent tone, and a lack of depth in the episode’s analysis of [deep breath] cloning, artificial intelligence, mental illness, pop stardom, and celebrity fandom. Even with a bloated run time, there’s simply not enough time to explore all of those themes to the show’s usual incisive standard.
Thank goodness Black Mirror returned for a sixth season after a lengthy hiatus, or else the series would have ended with its worst episode. —Zach Kram
33. “The Waldo Moment”
Season 2, Episode 3
The one with … the political cartoon bear
It’s tempting to give this episode retroactive points for its prescient warnings about entertainment and politics, and its initially mocking, disturbingly successful attempts to combine the two. But just because “The Waldo Moment” is right doesn’t mean it’s particularly artful. This is an outing that gives ammunition to the critics that accuse Black Mirror of one-note technophobia; it’s also a reminder of the early identity the show grew past as creator Charlie Brooker developed an interest in higher-concept, more experimental stuff. Still, without a more complicated protagonist to sympathize with, “The Waldo Moment” ends up about as ham-fisted as the malevolent dancing bear for which it’s named. If we wanted to feel bad about pop culture’s influence on our body politic, we’d turn on the news. —Alison Herman
32. “Men Against Fire”
Season 3, Episode 5
The one with … the military
“Men Against Fire” is one of the series’ prime examples of a compelling piece of potential technology being wasted by a flat narrative. In a dystopian future, soldiers are implanted with neural “Mass” technology, which processes their senses and provides them instant data through an augmented-reality interface. As we come to find out, the technology is largely built with the intention of galvanizing soldiers into killing their enemies and eliminating any possibility that they’ll empathize with their targets on the battlefield.
While the AR combat interface is a cool visual, reminiscent of shooter games like Halo or Call of Duty, and it’s an interesting idea that the military would create this technology, much of the discourse is familiar. The narrative inches along to a twist that the audience has likely already figured out. By maybe the 10th instance of a soldier mentioning how excited they are to kill the so-called “roaches,” it’s clear that there’s more to the supposed monsters than we are initially led to believe. And by the time our protagonist, Stripe, starts glitching out, it’s obvious that the soldiers are being brainwashed by their implants—while the rest of the episode’s hourlong run time is spent waiting for Stripe to realize it too. —Daniel Chin
31. “Mazey Day”
Season 6, Episode 4
The one with … the paparazzi
While the majority of Black Mirror focuses on the horrors of tech, “Mazey Day” sets its sights on celebrity culture and the disturbing influence of paparazzi in the early aughts. The episode follows two characters on opposite sides of the celebrity-media divide: Bo (Zazie Beetz), a paparazzo who grows a conscience after one of her assignments leads to a man’s suicide, and Mazey Day (Clara Rugaard), a movie star who commits a hit-and-run while filming her latest project in Europe. The situation leads Mazey to go into hiding back in California—if Bo could capture a prized photo of the actress, it would allow her to pay off her debts and get out of the paparazzi game for good.
Naturally, Bo’s search for Mazey takes some unexpected turns, as “Mazey Day” builds to a bonkers supernatural twist that is sure to alienate some longtime fans of the series. But the real problem with the episode is that it doesn’t have anything meaningful to say about the relationship between celebrity and media—at best, there’s a heavy-handed metaphor about how fame makes monsters of us all. (A brisk 40-minute run time doesn’t help matters either.) Credit to Black Mirror for shaking up its formula, but by opting for gory shock value, “Mazey Day” isn’t much better than the paparazzi it clearly loathes. —Miles Surrey
30. “Smithereens”
Season 5, Episode 2
The one with … the Uber kidnapping
It seems impossible for a show as creative as Black Mirror, with a lead actor as charismatic as Andrew Scott, to produce a boring episode of television. But that’s exactly the case with “Smithereens,” which follows Scott as a rideshare driver who kidnaps a passenger as part of a revenge plot against the Twitter-esque social media company that he blames for his fiancée’s death. Maybe the episode’s message about social media addiction would have landed more poignantly earlier in Black Mirror’s run—but by Season 5, in 2019, the public perception of social media had already soured, and the moral feels frustratingly facile and flat. —Kram
29. “Crocodile”
Season 4, Episode 3
The one with … the guinea pig
If it weren’t for its terrible ending, which involved infanticide and a guinea pig, there’s a decent chance that “Crocodile” wouldn’t have fallen so low in this ranking. The third episode of Season 4 focuses on a piece of technology called a “recaller,” a forensic tool that grants police and insurance companies the ability to access witnesses’ memories in order to solve crimes or verify claims. The premise of the technology and its potential impact on society is fascinating, as it essentially turns everyone into living CCTV cameras, but the episode fails to explore the effects it would have on surveillance and privacy in any meaningful way. The recaller is introduced when an insurance investigator is responding to a claim on an accident involving a man being hit by an autonomous pizza delivery van, and the investigation eventually leads to the discovery of a murder committed by a woman named Mia (Andrea Riseborough), who spirals into a killing spree as she tries to eliminate any potential witnesses that could trace back all her crimes.
There are some interesting moments when the investigator is piecing together all the various accounts of the pizza van accident, but again, the ending is really just the worst. I mean, she kills a baby! What the hell?! And after several scenes explaining the complexities and limitations of the recaller technology due to human subjectivity, it’s a cheap and absurd conclusion to suggest the foil to Mia’s killing spree is ultimately a guinea pig. Somehow, one of the more disturbing elements of the episode remains the fact that an autonomous pizza delivery van is apparently being developed by Pizza Hut in real life. —Chin
28. “Nosedive”
Season 3, Episode 1
The one with … the social ranking system
To be fair to “Nosedive,” this episode is built with some positives. Unlike most of the genre, the setting of “Nosedive” is brightly lit and full of color—the episode’s form matching its function. Bryce Dallas Howard is game for any and all shenanigans her character pursues. And, as written by sitcom veterans Rashida Jones and Michael Schur, it features its fair share of laugh lines. But “Nosedive” also straddles an uncomfortable messaging position in the Black Mirror oeuvre. It simultaneously depicts one of the more over-the-top fictionalized worlds of any episode, while also offering one of the more facile morals. The show is at its best when exploring the underconsidered ramifications of technological advancements, but we’re already aware of the dangers of social media and “like” culture, so “Nosedive” feels less novel and somewhat tired from the beginning. This was a “what if phones, but too much?!” episode—plus, Community already did more in 21 minutes than this episode did in over an hour. —Kram
27. “Black Museum”
Season 4, Episode 6
The one with … the connected vignettes
An anthology episode that veers between humor and horror, “Black Museum” is an oddball in Black Mirror lore. After her car breaks down in the desert, Letitia Wright wanders into a Ripley’s Believe It or Not–esque tourist trap filled with some of the sinister pieces of tech from previous episodes, like the child-monitoring tablet from “Arkangel.” The museum’s creepy curator proceeds to tell her a series of horror stories about the different exhibits, including a neurological helmet that allows the user to feel (and weirdly get off on) other people’s pain, a stuffed monkey that is now the cage for a comatose woman’s consciousness, and a holographic execution chamber that allows customers to murder a prisoner with the flip of a switch. Given their short length, none of the stories can effectively build the compounding dread that elevates great Black Mirror episodes. And while the final twist is a good one—Wright reveals that the prisoner is her father, and traps the curator in his own devious machine—it doesn’t land as well as it could because the characters have so little time to develop a relationship. This is still an entertaining romp, but not one that will keep you up at night. —Victor Luckerson
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26. “Bandersnatch”
Special Episode (2018)
The one with … the interactive features
Like its audience, Black Mirror may be horrified by technology, but it’s also fascinated by it. Naturally, then, it can’t resist the allure of a stunt as ambitious as a choose-your-own-adventure episode, thanks to the logistical capabilities afforded by Netflix. (That a technoskeptic show like Black Mirror exists due to a partnership with a massive corporation worthy of skepticism is a conversation for another day.) Like all big swings, “Bandersnatch” has its perks and drawbacks; the constant selections immerse us, and implicate us, in an ’80s game developer slowly losing his mind, but the multiple options also detract from the overall narrative. Overthinking “Bandersnatch” quickly starts to sap the charm of playing it. Better to just say “Fuck it,” break the fourth wall, and have your avatar discover he’s on a streaming show in the future. —Herman
25. “Loch Henry”
Season 6, Episode 2
The one with … the true-crime documentary
“Loch Henry” is one of the rare Black Mirror stories that don’t feature any horrifying new technology to draw on our modern fears and anxieties. Instead, the episode stays grounded in our reality to make a statement about the popularity of true-crime documentaries—a phenomenon that Netflix has played no small part in. “Loch Henry” follows two young filmmakers, Davis (Samuel Blenkin) and Pia (Myha’la Herrold), as they set out to create a documentary about a serial killer who tortured and killed tourists that would visit the scenic countryside town of Loch Henry. The Black Mirror spin to an otherwise straightforward narrative comes when they both discover that the truth behind the killings involves Davis’s parents.
It takes a little too long for “Loch Henry” to arrive at its big twist, but the episode is at its best when it focuses on the exploitative nature of the true-crime documentary genre and society’s rather twisted obsession with it. Davis’s life is turned upside down as his parents are revealed to be sadistic killers, his mom kills herself, and Pia dies—events that all occur as a result of their work on the film. Due to the success of the documentary, tourists flood back to Loch Henry. The Hollywood types around Davis, and even his friends, fail to separate his personal losses from the entertainment product. Davis is even showered in awards, and studio execs continue to look for further ways to commodify his tragedy. Beyond the horrific acts that Davis’s parents committed, what’s most disturbing is how believable the collective response is. —Chin
24. “Hated in the Nation”
Season 3, Episode 6
The one with … the killer bees
Essentially a feature film unto itself, “Hated in the Nation” is about Gamergate, the surveillance state, cancel culture, AI, and half a dozen other things that make modern life rubbish. Of course, you can watch Black Mirror as visual essays on The Way We Live Now or How We Will Live If We’re Not Careful, but they’re just as fun as genre exercises—“San Junipero” as an ’80s-kissed romance; “Metalhead” as dystopian horror. “Hated” is essentially Prime Suspect with Kelly Macdonald in the Helen Mirren role, and that part absolutely cranks. Her DCI Karin Parke is adrift in her life when she connects a series of gruesome, high-profile murders to an online hashtag and some very angry bees. Black Mirror has always been able to tell its stories economically, but “Hated” showed that Brooker had more than enough ideas to fill up a feature-length runtime. —Chris Ryan
23. “Arkangel”
Season 4, Episode 2
The one with … the overprotective mother
“Arkangel” envisions a world in which helicopter parents have access to the ultimate tool to monitor their precious babies: a device that records everything their children see as it’s happening. Think about all your worst mistakes, deepest regrets, and most private moments throughout your life … and then imagine that your parents were there looking over your shoulder, observing it all. That’s essentially what’s at stake in the Jodie Foster–directed episode from Season 4 when an overprotective single mother plants a tracking device in her daughter’s head after nearly losing her at a playground. The Arkangel technology allows her to filter what her daughter can see and hear, records what she’s seeing in real time, and indicates her exact location at all times.
While the episode delivers some haunting moments that depict just how invasive this technology would be, the plotting often falls short in what’s a largely predictable narrative. Against the odds, Sara becomes a pretty normal teenager despite growing up as a “chip-head,” and we witness her experience typical coming-of-age stuff, like experimenting with drugs and having sex for the first time (all of which her mom watches along with us). The ending is a bit too literal in the way the technology and the mother’s parenting style come back to haunt her, but some of the most unnerving Black Mirror episodes are ones like “Arkangel,” revolving around technology that’s right around the corner. —Chin
22. “Demon 79”
Season 6, Episode 5
The one with … the disco demon
Every so often, there’s a Black Mirror performance so stunning it puts an actor on the map. (See: Daniel Kaluuya.) Paapa Essiedu had already earned plaudits for his performance in I May Destroy You, but his recent performance in “Demon 79” will earn him more attention. Essiedu plays Gaap, a disco-glam demon haunting a quiet sales assistant, Nida (played by Anjana Vasan), during the U.K.’s 1979 general election. For people on one side of the aisle (and it’s pretty clear which side Charles Brooker has sat on since his days as a columnist for The Guardian), the real-world results of the election—and the subsequent rise of Margaret Thatcher—would prove calamitous for the country. In this episode, Brooker envisions it as no less than the literal apocalypse.
“Demon 79” is the first episode to get a “Red Mirror” designation, which Brooker has described as “marking it out as ‘different from yet adjacent to’ Black Mirror. … Black Mirror has focused on tech dystopias or media satire, whereas this story has a stronger supernatural element.” Director Toby Haynes (who was also responsible for some of Andor’s best episodes) gives the Red Mirror experiment some true giallo-esque flair, but the messaging of politics and the end of the world gets a bit murky. The whole experiment is saved by the chemistry between Essiedu and Vasan as they each seek a friend for the end of the world. —Joanna Robinson
21. “Beyond the Sea”
Season 6, Episode 3
The one with … a Josh Hartnett and Aaron Paul body swap
If you, like the rest of the world, love to watch Aaron Paul be miserable on camera, then this is the Black Mirror episode for you. By the end of this lengthy story of two astronauts in space, Paul screams and cries on a level that would put poor Jesse Pinkman to shame. The episode is already long, but it might have benefited from a bit more time to get to know its characters on a deeper level as they navigate one of the most hellish and horrifying scenarios Brooker has ever cooked up. Hartnett is a perfect meta casting choice for a golden boy who comes undone in the face of tragedy but whose sense of entitlement eventually turns him into the very monster that robbed him of his perfect life. Though far from perfect, “Beyond the Sea” ends with a stunning gut punch that forces the audience to contemplate the future of these two men trapped together in hell, completely reliant on each other to survive. —Robinson
20. “Bête Noire”
Season 7, Episode 2
The one with … the person from high school you tormented
Broadly speaking, “Bête Noire” is an examination of a few circa-2010s topics du jour—gaslighting and the so-called Mandela effect (the latter of which Netflix was all too eager to lean into with some stunt programming). But strip away the therapy-speak and the Barnies/Bernies debate, and this Season 7 installment is really about one thing: bullying. It follows the story of Maria, a hotshot in the R&D department of a chocolate maker, whose life is upended when a long-ago classmate of hers named Verity Green is hired by her company. Suddenly, Maria’s reality begins shifting—who really drank the almond milk?—and her coworkers begin to question not just her ability to do her job but her sanity.
The true reality comes into focus, however, when it’s revealed that (a) Maria participated in a nasty high school rumor that the nerdy Verity hooked up with a computer teacher and (b) that Verity used her computer know-how to build a massive, reality-altering quantum device seemingly just to get back at her teenage tormentors. Verity’s plan works—to a point. Sure, Maria was fired from the chocolate company, but when she breaks into Verity’s house and seizes control of the device, it has dire consequences. The episode ends with Verity dead and Maria installing herself as Empress of the Universe. The lesson here: If you can’t let go, the bullies will always win. —Justin Sayles
19. “Striking Vipers”
Season 5, Episode 1
The one that … begs the question: “Is it cheating if it’s RPG-ing?”
Charlie Brooker once wrote a nearly 25,000-word dissertation on Sonic the Hedgehog. (It was a paper his university wholly rejected.) It should come as no surprise, then, that he has put a lot of thought into our relationship with video games. Though Black Mirror has grappled with this particular branch of technology in the past, no other foray quite captured the truly seductive nature of a world where players—in this case, old friends, played by Anthony Mackie and Yahya Abdul-Mateen II—can lose themselves in their avatars. Through their Striking Vipers characters, Lance (portrayed by Ludi Lin) and Roxette (Pom Klementieff), the old friends—who are ostensibly both straight—fall into an addictive virtual affair that nothing, not even Danny’s real-life marriage to his wife, can hold a candle to. —Robinson
18. “Hotel Reverie”
Season 7, Episode 3
The one with … the old-movie remake
Charlie Brooker called “Hotel Reverie” a “spiritual sequel” to our no. 1 episode, “San Junipero.” That’s a lot to lay on the new episode, expectations-wise. Brooker’s justification for his statement is sound—“it’s a companion piece”; “definite themes that overlap”; “in the same Venn diagram of Black Mirror episodes”; “shared DNA”—but just about any other installment of Black Mirror would suffer from a comparison to the arguable GOAT. That said: This is my favorite episode of Season 7. I know that’s not the consensus, but sue me: I love old movies, so “Hotel Reverie” is very much for me. Emma Corrin completely nails the old-timey mien of Clara while also delivering a more modern pathos as Dorothy. The premise is compelling, the ReDream tech is intriguing—which movie would you want to “remake,” assuming the company can work the kinks out?—and while the love story lasts, it’s genuinely gut-wrenching. The episode is too long, some of the tech scenes are distractingly silly, and it’s probably best not to think too hard about certain plot points. But when it’s working, “Hotel Reverie” comes closer to the quality of classic Black Mirror than most latter-day releases. —Ben Lindbergh
17. “White Bear”
Season 2, Episode 2
The one where … someone is hunted by strangers
It’s impossible to discuss “White Bear” without bringing up the Big Twist (spoilers ahead!), as one woman’s day from hell—which she’s subjected to every day anew after her memory is wiped clean—is unveiled as a unique form of punishment for a heinous crime. Like any good twist, repeat viewings make the conclusion feel inevitable, but no less compelling.
The “protagonist isn’t actually the hero” and “mysterious amnesia” devices aren’t new, but what makes “White Bear” so visceral is what it reveals about the characters who willingly engage in sadistic torture generously framed as government-mandated capital punishment. Being desensitized to objectively amoral behavior is a quintessentially digital phenomenon—and the punishment-crazed citizens of “White Bear” are eerily analogous to various perpetrators of online harassment. Just another thing to ponder before you send out that tweet. —Surrey
16. “Shut Up and Dance”
Season 3, Episode 3
The one with … the mysterious scavenger hunt
How far would you go to stop the leak of a potentially ruinous secret? That’s the anxiety-inducing question at the heart of “Shut Up and Dance,” in which a seemingly innocent teenager named Kenny is pushed to desperate measures after his webcam is hijacked during a fap session. (Always put tape over your laptop camera, people!) Kenny is soon bombarded with texts from his anonymous tormentors, who threaten to release the video if he doesn’t execute a series of increasingly dangerous missions. The face of Alex Lawther, the brilliant actor who plays Kenny, becomes an unforgettable canvas of panicked angst as his sick scavenger hunt descends into bank robbery and, eventually, murder.
“Shut Up and Dance” is one of the more chilling Black Mirror episodes because there is nothing futuristic or fantastical about it; it’s a premise involving surveillance, malware, hackers, and compromised privacy that could happen today, or even five years ago. By the time Radiohead’s “Exit Music” hits at the episode’s close (and the troll faces are unleashed), you, like Kenny, are emotionally spent. And then, the shocking twist and the realization that Kenny is not a sympathetic victim—which leads to another complicated question: Do the ends justify the means when hackers attack a bad person? —Donnie Kwak
15. “Common People”
Season 7, Episode 1
The one with … the survival subscription service
After taking a swipe at Black Mirror’s own distributor, Netflix, in Season 6’s “Joan Is Awful” (which we’ll get to below), Charlie Brooker decided to crucify the entire subscription service model. The first episode of Season 7, “Common People,” stars Rashida Jones as Amanda, a schoolteacher who suddenly collapses due to an inoperable brain tumor. Desperate to awaken Amanda from her coma, her loving husband, Mike (played by Chris O’Dowd), agrees to an experimental procedure that promises to restore Amanda to full consciousness. Incredibly, the surgery is completely free—all the couple has to do is pay $300 a month to Rivermind, the company that will power Amanda’s new, synthetic brain tissue. A little pricey, perhaps, but surely that’s worth paying to keep someone you love alive, right?
Given that this is Black Mirror, the answer is, of course, wrong. Over time, Rivermind jacks up the subscription fee to offer “perks” such as wider “coverage areas” so that Amanda can freely move around without falling unconscious. Eventually, it’s revealed that Rivermind is inserting advertisements into Amanda’s brain, which she then recites out loud to the people around her, causing significant damage to her professional life and marriage.
“Common People” isn’t the most subtle satire you’ll ever see, but it reintroduced Black Mirror as a sci-fi-first series, pushing aside the horror elements we got in Season 6. Let’s hope Netflix isn’t too mad about it so we can get a Season 8. —Aric Jenkins
14. “Plaything”
Season 7, Episode 4
The one that … takes place in the Bandersnatch universe
Directed by David Slade, “Plaything” is a spiritual sequel to the 2018 interactive film Bandersnatch, which Slade helmed as well. “Plaything” drops the “choose your own adventure” gimmick but retains its focus on the world of video game development, and it even has a cameo from Bandersnatch’s Will Poulter, who reprises his role as Colin Ritman.
The 45-minute episode features a fun leading performance from Peter Capaldi (Doctor Who) as Cameron Walker, a former PC Zone reviewer who became obsessed with a peculiar simulation game that Ritman created, called Thronglets. The “thronglets” are sort of like Neopets, except they’re sentient beings who evolve and adapt to their digital reality in real time, even responding to the human behavior of the player.
Like many middling Black Mirror episodes before it, “Plaything” has an intriguing premise yet little depth as it fails to fully explore these digital creatures whom Walker dedicates his life to. In an underdeveloped twist of fate, Walker helps the throng effectively take control of the entire human race. Whether it’s yet another evil AI takeover or a revolutionary breakthrough that will save humanity from inevitably destroying itself, we’ll never know. —Chin
13. “Joan Is Awful”
Season 6, Episode 1
The one with … Salma Hayek playing Salma Hayek
As the entry point to Season 6, “Joan Is Awful” provides plenty of laughs before Black Mirror plunges its viewers back into the darker territory that the series tends to gravitate toward. Joan (Annie Murphy) is an average woman who has unwittingly signed away her rights to Streamberry (Black Mirror’s in-universe version of Netflix) to use her life and likeness in a TV series that lays bare her worst flaws and secrets for all of her friends, family, and coworkers to see. The show, Joan Is Awful, stars Salma Hayek—or at least a CGI version of her. Joan’s life unravels so quickly that within two days, she crashes a church wedding to take a shit in the middle of the aisle just for the #content. The episode flies a little too far off the rails when the real Hayek teams up with Joan to destroy Streamberry’s “quantum computer,” and a technician (played by Michael Cera) explains the nature of their fabricated existence. Still, the way “Joan Is Awful” explores ideas around AI-generated content, digital likenesses, and deepfake technology couldn’t be more timely.
This week, Marvel’s newest TV series, Secret Invasion, premiered its first episode, which uses AI-generated art in its opening credits sequence. And speaking of “awful,” DC’s The Flash employs a CGI Christopher Reeve in one scene—which isn’t even the first time a late actor has been brought back to the screen with the unsettling use of technology. The fact that Black Mirror engages in this larger discussion while taking shots at Netflix, the show’s own distributor—and the company that kicked off the streaming revolution that’s at the heart of the ongoing WGA strike—adds multiple layers of irony to what is already a deeply meta episode. —Chin
12. “USS Callister: Into Infinity”
Season 7, Episode 6
The one that … is a sequel
After the Season 4 episode “USS Callister” became a fan favorite and won four Emmys following its release in late 2017, a sequel was perhaps inevitable—even if it would be a first for the Netflix anthology series. It’s taken more than seven years to happen, but that follow-up has finally arrived: “USS Callister: Into Infinity.”
Captain Nanette Cole (Cristin Milioti) and her crew have liberated themselves from Robert Daly’s (Jesse Plemons) captivity and entered the wider virtual universe of Infinity, where they must fight for their survival against 30 million players. After struggling to get by as space pirates, they hatch a plan to hack the game’s servers to create a new pocket reality where they can live in peace.
The sequel, directed again by Toby Haynes (Andor), isn’t as impactful as its predecessor, but it’s still a worthy update to the “USS Callister” series, and it shows a shift in Black Mirror creator Charlie Brooker’s interest in expanding on previous ideas and building a franchise within the show’s wider cinematic universe of disparate stories. Almost the entire cast returned for this 90-minute feature, with one notable exception. And with most of the Callister crew surviving this installment of what could be a “USS Callister” trilogy, we very well might see them return in the future. —Chin
11. “Metalhead”
Season 4, Episode 5
The one with … postapocalyptic robot dogs
We’ve all seen enough viral videos of highly capable robots to wonder whether the end of civilization is nigh. “Metalhead” takes that thought a few steps further. Set against a black-and-white, semiapocalyptic landscape, the episode chronicles a robot’s agonizing hunt of a human who trespasses on its territory. The robot is chilling in its capabilities and perseverance, but most disturbing of all is its direct resemblance to an actual dog-shaped robot model made by the Massachusetts-based startup Boston Dynamics. Charlie Brooker delights in mimicking and exaggerating the real-life capabilities of these machines for the purposes of his dystopian narrative, going so far as to give the robot the ability to drive a van or wield a knife. The result is exactly the eerie sweet spot that the series strives for: a haunting man-versus-machine dynamic that’s realistic enough to keep you up at night. —Alyssa Bereznak
10. “Playtest”
Season 3, Episode 2
The one with … the horror video game
Like any successful Black Mirror episode, “Playtest” is ostensibly about the perils of advancing technology, but is actually a treatise on humanity. In this case, the Wyatt Russell–led hour of twist-tastic horror purports to serve as commentary on the creep of video game culture—the dangers of augmented reality replacing our own. Really, it’s a haunting portrait of how people are ruled by fear and the desire for control. Russell’s Cooper is an American traveling through Europe after his father’s death from Alzheimer’s, looking to live life in order to get a reprieve from it. He meets a girl. He runs out of cash. He ignores his mom’s phone calls so that he can ignore his own grief. When the need for more coin leads him to the Oddjobs app and a testing gig at a sequestered gaming company, he’s thrust into a personalized hellscape created by the tech permeating his brain and projecting his dread. What’s scarier, after all, than what’s already in our heads?
After numerous false exits from the experiment that include encountering his own memory loss and his mother’s, we realize that he’s still in the lab, and that less than a second has passed. Cooper is killed when the phone he was supposed to turn off rings—his mother, trying, again, to reach him. But the game didn’t kill Cooper: The thing he was running from did. Technology can distract and enable us, but it can’t change who we are. And it can’t quiet one of life’s most nagging questions: Can we ever trust, or escape, the terror in our own hearts and minds? —Mallory Rubin
9. “USS Callister”
Season 4, Episode 1
The one that … looks most like Star Trek
The supersized Season 4 kickoff is an exercise in inversion, both an ode to the space opera that inspires its Trekian aesthetic and a warning about the horrors that await when people build digital doll houses for their worst impulses. What initially appears to be comedic sci-fi satire quickly reveals itself to also be a study in dominion, just as our initial empathy for Jesse Plemons’s outcast CTO Robert Daly warps into revulsion when we realize that he’s not walling off a playpen to find some sense of belonging, but to terrorize those he feels have wronged him. Daly steals DNA in order to create digital versions of his colleagues in the private mod of the game their company makes, a spaceship in which he’s not only captain, but king. He demands to be lauded and obeyed and kissed, abusing his subjects when they fall short of an expectation that exists only in his mind. These clones lack genitalia and the ability to end their simulated lives—lack, in other words, control over their circumstances—but they think and feel and carry the memories of their human spawns.
Just as “San Junipero” compelled us to believe that our consciousness could live and breath and love, “USS Callister,” like “White Christmas,” forces us to consider the ethics of creation and control, and the nature of existence. When Daly brings new employee Nanette Cole (Cristin Milioti) into the game, she encourages her fellow clones to rebel against their maker, trapping him in the abyss, undone by his own cruelty and lust for power. It’s fan fiction gone rotten, and a reminder that while we may all want to build our own Space Fleet, when people play god, they tend to become the devil. —Rubin
8. “Eulogy”
Season 7, Episode 5
The one with … a sad Paul Giamatti
Love is a battlefield, and at no point in life is that more true than in your 20s. It’s a time of independence and sexual awakening, when seemingly everyone is screwing—and screwing over—everyone else. Along the way, many wounds are inflicted, though who is inflicting them upon whom depends on the vantage point. “Eulogy” is told from the perspective of Paul Giamatti’s character, Phillip, a man who’s held onto the lovelorn bitterness of his youth even though his relationship with Carol fell apart decades earlier. But when news of Carol’s death arrives—and is followed shortly by a package containing a new device named Eulogy, which allows the deceased’s loved ones to create living memories—Phil’s forced to relive and confront exactly what extinguished that young flame. Turns out the truth isn’t precisely how he remembered it. (Turns out Phil was a little bit of what we’d call a “fuckboy” these days.)
“Eulogy” romanticizes a certain type of bohemian Gen X cool. It’s sure to speak to the elder hipster in your life—the kind that puts Eternal Sunshine in his Letterboxd top four or related to Smiths records a little too much. But it’s a showcase for what Black Mirror can do when it focuses on the human condition rather than the dystopian technology that’s suppressing it. It’s sappy at points, sure, but it’s also the strongest episode Brooker and Co. have turned out in years—and that’s true from basically any vantage point. —Sayles
7. “The National Anthem”
Season 1, Episode 1
The one with … the pig sex
“PM gonna fuck a pig LOL.” This pithy prediction, delivered via YouTube comment, captures all the core tensions of “The National Anthem.” After the British royal Princess Susannah is kidnapped by an unknown ransomer, the only way to get her back is for Prime Minister Michael Callow to actually pork a pig on live television. Callow initially scoffs at the proposal, but the ransom video goes viral online, which goads staid news organizations into covering it as well, which turns the entire spectacle into a world-stopping event that attracts 1.3 billion eyeballs. After a few aborted attempts to get out of the scheme by sending a SWAT team to save the princess and hiring a porn star as a body double, Callow eventually does the deed (for an hour!). Viewers are shocked, disgusted, and amused, but not a single person looks away.
As the very first Black Mirror episode, “The National Anthem” stands out as feeling simultaneously the most absurd and the most grounded. A pig-fucking ultimatum sounds ridiculous, but the idea that a political leader would decide whether to fuck said pig not out of moral conviction to save a woman in danger, but because of polling data and angry tweets, definitely tracks. This episode informed the audience that Black Mirror would be cynical, grotesque, and more often than not, darkly humorous. Though it premiered in 2011, it epitomized a fact of digital life that would become obvious in the coming years: Twitter does, in fact, come for everybody. —Luckerson
6. “Fifteen Million Merits”
Season 1, Episode 2
The one with … the bikes and the reality show
Black Mirror is rarely subtle, so instead of imagining lower-class citizens cycling through an exploitative capitalist system, “Fifteen Million Merits” illustrates it quite literally. In one of the show’s most ambitious sci-fi pivots, we follow Bing (a pre–Get Out–fame Daniel Kaluuya), one of many citizens in a dystopian future pedaling stationary bikes—the new world’s power generators—while earning enough “merits” to try to escape that life via an America’s Got Talent–esque show. The episode is, even for Black Mirror standards, quite bleak, as citizens fully embrace their digital avatars and the world’s consumerist-driven bylaws. (In a terrifying sequence, Bing doesn’t have enough merits to skip ads, and instead of ignoring them, he’s forced to engage with them.) It’s like Club Penguin from hell.
“Fifteen Million Merits” is mostly remembered for Bing’s epic speech—which helped put Kaluuya on Jordan Peele’s radar—but it’s always worth revisiting as we continue to get sucked into our own digital lives, inundated by ads that always seem to know a little too much about our interests. —Surrey
5. “White Christmas”
Special episode (2014)
The one with … Jon Hamm
Merry Christmas from the folks at Black Mirror! Google Glass–esque devices can block the entirety of society from engaging with you; Jon Hamm is a sleazy tech salesman who creates personal assistants from a customer’s own consciousness, torturing them into submission; and Rafe Spall is complicit in the death of a child his ex-wife had after an affair with their mutual friend. “White Christmas” may well be the darkest Christmas special ever made, layering three tech-centric mini narratives together until the horrifying reality of the episode’s principal cabin in the middle of a snowstorm is finally revealed.
Beyond the postmodern tech that’s deployed, however, “White Christmas” is a terrific showcase for Hamm, who delivers his best non–Mad Men role of the 2010s—which makes it all the more frustrating that Hollywood still doesn’t seem to know what to do with him. —Surrey
4. “Hang the DJ”
Season 4, Episode 4
The one with … the dating app
Strip away the social commentary on dating apps and the whole “simulation vs. reality” mindfuck, and “Hang the DJ” is essentially a moody, moving rom-com. As such, it can only be as good as the chemistry between and the likability of its two leads—and Frank (Joe Cole) and Amy (Georgina Campbell) are a couple that’s impossible not to root for. Per convention, Frank and Amy have a meet-cute—via a “system” that pairs people into romantic relationships with set expiration dates—followed by a mandated breakup, a reunion, then another mandated breakup, which leads to heartbreak and regret, and finally a clear obstacle for their love to overcome. It’s genuinely emotional stuff, so much so that when the couple’s final rebellion against the system reveals how everything we’ve just seen is only a simulation—one of 1,000, in fact—it hardly even matters. We just want Frank and Amy to be together, in real life or in an algorithm. —Kwak
3. “Be Right Back”
Season 2, Episode 1
The one with … the dead boyfriend clone
Arguably the most deeply moving episode of the entire series, “Be Right Back” serves as a kind of counterweight to the “Heaven Is a Place on Earth” optimism that would appear years later in the beloved “San Junipero” (both episodes were directed by frequent Black Mirror helmer Owen Harris). Hayley Atwell plays Martha, who loses her partner, Ash (Domhnall Gleeson), early in the episode. She tries to manage her grief by using a service that re-creates loved ones out of internet ephemera—social media posts, blogs, photos. First, it’s chat, then it’s voice, then it’s something more.
Black Mirror often looks at the lengths we will go to fill some void within ourselves, and “Be Right Back” looks at the consequences of getting what we want. Sort of. Atwell gives a heartbreakingly vulnerable performance, portraying a character who is never quite at peace with the reanimated Ash, no matter how kind he appears to be. Heaven may be a place on earth, but she never really finds it. —Ryan
2. “The Entire History of You”
Season 1, Episode 3
The one with … the implanted memory device
The horror in “Entire History,” of course, comes at the end, with Liam’s realization about his wife’s affair and his child’s true parentage. But don’t discount the horror of the first half of the episode, when Liam replays—and replays, and replays, agonizingly—an awkward interaction with his bosses. The Grain device is not as prima facie sinister as other examples of futuristic Black Mirror technology, but it nonetheless provides a relatable cautionary tale because it focuses on the psychology surrounding the tech, rather than the tech itself. Even without the ability to rewatch every moment in high definition, people in our world ruminate. Was his laugh genuine or uncomfortable? Did she look at her phone because I’m boring? What do they know that I don’t?
Liam’s paranoia and discomfort throughout the episode are human impulses, just with an additional, tech-enabled layer to amplify their growth. Forget killer bees and bloodthirsty, gun-toting hounds—the scariest creatures in Black Mirror are man and his brain. —Kram
1. “San Junipero”
Season 3, Episode 4
The one with… the technological heaven
In a series that’s practically designed to make us fearful of the future, “San Junipero” is the rare optimistic entry. The episode follows the relationship of Kelly and Yorkie, two women who meet while exploring a nostalgia-rich virtual reality playground for the dead and terminally ill. While prancing around in bedazzled 1980s clothing, the two form a special connection. But their relationship grows more and more complicated as they inch closer toward death in the real world and struggle with the decision to “pass away” (die) or “pass over” and upload a replica of their consciousness into their fantasy world. Ultimately, their decision to try life a second time around together—as literal pieces of data in a server storage hall—offers a hopeful viewpoint on the applications of future technology. Never mind that experts think the quest to replicate human consciousness is “doomed.” —Bereznak
